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Things you could be doing today.

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Here is a list of things you could be doing today, but for some reason you aren’t.

1) Campaign for the Emperor Penguin.

2) Discover a new color, hopefully one that doesn’t suck like all of the other colors.

3) Start a polka band that only plays Sex Pistol covers.

4) Invent a sex pistol… probably illegal.

5) Record yourself reading a Noam Chomsky book backwards, and then play the tape in reverse.


Written by fireretardant1

September 24, 2008 at 5:52 pm

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