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Fire Retard Ant Back to School Sale

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We are having our first ever Fire Retard Ant Back to school sale.

Up for grabs:

1) 2 sticks with string tied to them. Perfect for all of your stick and string needs. $1000.00
2) One open box of Milkman powdered milk originally purchased in 2007. $550.00

3) 5 stem cells individually packaged. $4.00

4) Coupon for a face tattoo. $60.00

5) Coupon for a face tattoo removal. $65.00

6) Stephen Hawking’s audio book A Brief History of My Tijuana Bender. $5.00

7) Three steak knives, very dull $33.00

8) Open bag of Cheezies. Opened by Alan Alda.

9) The Fire Retard Ant blog $700.00

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Written by fireretardant1

September 17, 2008 at 6:56 pm

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  1. The “2 sticks with string tied to them. Perfect for all of your stick and string needs. $1000.00” sound suspiciously like a commemorative set of Jonathan Brandis Nunchucks from the 14th greatest Chuck Norris Movie ever Sidekicks. Since Jonathan hung himself the nunchuck have greatly gone up in value. I would really think about re-pricing them. I would normally jump at the opportunity to purchase such a rare gem of a collectors item, but unfortunately I am addicted to meth and that takes up most of my free time and money. (a fat guy from Kansas once gave me his recipe for meth in a bar one night but I got real drunk and can’t remember much after “you need 10,000 match heads the red ones not the blue”)

    Not the fat one

    September 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm


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