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The Fire Retard Ants open letter to Costco

with 2 comments

Dear Costco,

Last night the Fire Retard Ants ventured to the Costco in South Seattle to purchase a bag of fresh clams, so we could have a clam bake in FRT 2’s backyard.

We know that your institution has sold clams before, because I bought a couple pounds from you that time I got sick after a clam bake at our friend Adam’s house.

They are usually located in a little cart by the wine section, but this time there was just a table with a couple boxes of Clementine oranges.

Not having clams ruins a clam bake. We just thought you should know.

Regards,

The Fire Retard Ants

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Written by fireretardant1

August 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. P.S.

    The fat dude in the vibrating lounger partially made up for the fact that you didn’t have any clams.

    -FRT2

    fireretardant2

    August 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm

  2. True. The fat dude in the vibrating chair was a nice touch, but it still didn’t make up for not having clams.

    fireretardant1

    August 8, 2008 at 9:47 pm


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