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Archive for August 2008

Fire Retard Ants from the DNC

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We aren’t in Denver, but we know a couple people who live there.

also…We are leveraging for cabinet posts… so if you know anyone who can help us re-model our kitchens and bathrooms that would be excellent.

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August 26, 2008 at 6:19 pm

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Calling FRT 2’s Mom

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When you send FRT 2 back to Seattle can you make sure to give him lots of cookies to bring back here.

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August 20, 2008 at 8:32 pm

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Calling the Helm Gallery in Tacoma

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Good Luck with your opening tomorrow night. FRT 1 is going to try and make it down.

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August 20, 2008 at 8:31 pm

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Calling Robert Storr

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I saw you last night in a documentary about Bruce Nauman. You are looking well.

Where is my hamburger?

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August 20, 2008 at 8:30 pm

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FRT 1’s Two Armed Skull Wins Gold at the Olympics

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August 15, 2008 at 8:18 pm

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FRT 2 the state of Michigan called and told me they love you… but get the hell out.

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Have any mosquitoes  bitten you anywhere you find it difficult to scratch? If so I recommend Vic’s vapo rub… or Bengay… Both of those medications work really well. Especially if applied in large quantities.

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August 12, 2008 at 7:33 pm

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Olympic Sports for Team Fire Retard Ants

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The FRTs would like to compete in the 2012 Olympics. We need to choose a sport and start training. We would prefer a sport that we can play while drinking heavily, but if there is no such sport available, we need a sport where we can at least drink lightly.

Also… We don’t necessarily need to win at the Olympics… we just need something we can qualify for, so we can get a free trip to wherever the Olympics are being help that year.

Also… neither of the FRTs like hot weather much, so if we can find an indoor and well air conditioned sport that would be awesome.

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August 10, 2008 at 8:44 pm

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