Fire Retard Ants

Mom I want to go to Pizza Hut

10 Things we didn’t do or don’t remember doing last night

leave a comment »

I didn’t or don’t remember making out with that mean looking dude’s girlfriend

We didn’t or don’t remember try playing duck duck goose with and b-list celebrities after sneaking into a public daycare facility.

I didn’t or don’t remember trying to climb a miniature replica of the Tokyo tower, which happens to be a weird looking replica of the Eiffel Tower.

I didn’t or don’t remember peeing in the face of one of Gary Hill’s garden gnomes.

We didn’t or don’t remember trying to eat a beer can. I think it was actually a beer bottle, or maybe a pretzel.

We didn’t or don’t remember watching Watership Down backwards. We like happy movies.

We didn’t or don’t remember making any lists.

I didn’t or don’t remember getting a tattoo of a 2 armed skull.

We didn’t or don’t remember winning the Dance Dance Revolution competition against a crew of tree lemurs.

I didn’t or don’t remember making that weird culture from goat cheese that tried to eat my left pinky finger.

Advertisements

Written by fireretardant1

July 12, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: