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Archive for February 2008

Upcoming Shows We Are excited about

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FRT#1 is excited about Gretchen Bennett’s show on Thursday at Howard House.

and

Allison Manch’s opening at 4 Culture.

We will be posting our thoughts about these and other things, as we see fit. FRT#1 is hoping that he doesn’t piss anyone off.

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February 27, 2008 at 9:17 pm

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In need of a tire fire

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we need to stop the balding.

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February 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm

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In need of a can opener

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my whoop-ass is stuck, and I need to get it out.

(This one’s for you Mr. Bent)

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February 20, 2008 at 7:06 pm

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In need of a spork

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Do they not sell these to consumers?

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February 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm

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I need a cage…

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and then I need something to put in the cage.

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February 18, 2008 at 3:28 am

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Fire Retard Ant #1’s – Constant Pain

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In the last review about our January show, We 8 Ourselves (For Your Urgent Need), Regina Hackett wrote that I must have spent my childhood whistling a happy tune. The truth is that I didn’t learn how to whistle until later in life. Whenever I would try to pucker my lips to whistle I would break out into some stupid grin. I still can’t do the two fingered whistle, but I’m thinking that it’s probably not very hygienic to stick my fingers in my mouth, especially with all of the weird “super-bugs” that are out there.

But the big problem these days is the terrible pain in my shoulder, I find myself wincing in pain, which strains my face in weird ways making it impossible to whistle. I have no idea why I’m in constant pain. It’s most likely from sleeping on my couch… I should get a better couch.

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February 16, 2008 at 10:47 pm

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It’s unfortunate….

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that i always end up buying fish sticks when i go shopping.  They’re never on sale.

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February 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm

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