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Archive for November 2007

Candy says…..

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—-my mind is like a fat old woman chasing a bouncing ball.

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November 29, 2007 at 7:55 am

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WE DID IT!!

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Well We Almost Did It.

We might have done it.

ok we didn’t really do it.

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November 28, 2007 at 4:43 am

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Do they need help?

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Fred Muram does not need help tying his shoes.

Mike Simi knows how to brush his teeth.

Fred Muram can chew his food.

Mike Simi can ride the bus.

Fred Muram can’t seem to get to sleep.

Mike Simi is dreaming about something.

Fred Muram thinks he’s going to call Mike Simi and wake him up.

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November 26, 2007 at 9:49 am

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I’m Crushing Your Head (FRT1) / You Are My Face (FRT2): The Video

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November 18, 2007 at 12:50 am

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Back to Basics

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We are thinking about reopening some older competitions.

We are now taking new submissions for the 2008 2 Armed Skull Drawing competition.

And

The polls for Fire Retard Ant Merchandise are going to  be reopened.

Once again please vote for your favorite merch:

a) Fire Retard Ants Thong Underwear

b) Fire Retard Ants Urban Camouflage Ikea pencil erasers

c) Fire Retard Ants Jar of Thermometer  Mercury

or

d) Fire Retard Ants Do It Yourself Dentistry Kit

You decide!

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November 17, 2007 at 4:21 pm

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I’m Crushing Your Head (FRT1) / You Are My Face (FRT2)

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FRT2 just happens to be more poetic than FRT1crushingyourhead.jpg

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November 17, 2007 at 7:02 am

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We’re building an Army

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November 16, 2007 at 8:18 pm

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