Fire Retard Ants

FRT1

fireretardant2 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:01:30 +0000

Hey mother fucker,

Tell me you still only post in ARIAL?

FRT1

fireretardant2 — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:14:58 +0000

psssssstttttttttt.

i left an ice cream out for you, but you didn’t want it?

fireretardant1 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:05:36 +0000

FRT 2

fireretardant1 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:54:24 +0000

How about this boring format. It makes us look serious, like the guy that works at the morgue.

FRT 1- I changed the blog format back to the shitty orange one.

fireretardant2 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:48:22 +0000

BLOG FORMAT WAR!

Things you could be doing today.

fireretardant1 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:52:46 +0000

Here is a list of things you could be doing today, but for some reason you aren’t.

1) Campaign for the Emperor Penguin.

2) Discover a new color, hopefully one that doesn’t suck like all of the other colors.

3) Start a polka band that only plays Sex Pistol covers.

4) Invent a sex pistol… probably illegal.

5) Record yourself reading a Noam Chomsky book backwards, and then play the tape in reverse.

Fire Retard Ant Back to School Sale

fireretardant1 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:56:30 +0000

We are having our first ever Fire Retard Ant Back to school sale.

Up for grabs:

1) 2 sticks with string tied to them. Perfect for all of your stick and string needs. $1000.00
2) One open box of Milkman powdered milk originally purchased in 2007. $550.00

3) 5 stem cells individually packaged. $4.00

4) Coupon for a face tattoo. $60.00

5) Coupon for a face tattoo removal. $65.00

6) Stephen Hawking’s audio book A Brief History of My Tijuana Bender. $5.00

7) Three steak knives, very dull $33.00

8) Open bag of Cheezies. Opened by Alan Alda.

9) The Fire Retard Ant blog $700.00

Advice for the colony

fireretardant1 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:30:09 +0000

Do not take expensive things apart unless you really know how to put it back together. Seriously.

Fire Retard Ants from the DNC

fireretardant1 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:19:58 +0000

We aren’t in Denver, but we know a couple people who live there.

also…We are leveraging for cabinet posts… so if you know anyone who can help us re-model our kitchens and bathrooms that would be excellent.

Calling FRT 2′s Mom

fireretardant1 — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:32:30 +0000

When you send FRT 2 back to Seattle can you make sure to give him lots of cookies to bring back here.