Things you could be doing today.
Here is a list of things you could be doing today, but for some reason you aren’t.
1) Campaign for the Emperor Penguin.
2) Discover a new color, hopefully one that doesn’t suck like all of the other colors.
3) Start a polka band that only plays Sex Pistol covers.
4) Invent a sex pistol… probably illegal.
5) Record yourself reading a Noam Chomsky book backwards, and then play the tape in reverse.