Fire Retard Ant Back to School Sale
We are having our first ever Fire Retard Ant Back to school sale.
Up for grabs:
1) 2 sticks with string tied to them. Perfect for all of your stick and string needs. $1000.00
2) One open box of Milkman powdered milk originally purchased in 2007. $550.00
3) 5 stem cells individually packaged. $4.00
4) Coupon for a face tattoo. $60.00
5) Coupon for a face tattoo removal. $65.00
6) Stephen Hawking’s audio book A Brief History of My Tijuana Bender. $5.00
7) Three steak knives, very dull $33.00
8) Open bag of Cheezies. Opened by Alan Alda.
9) The Fire Retard Ant blog $700.00