Archive for July 2008
I was at a museum once, and I saw a Vincent Van Gogh action figure with removable ear.
I want to make action figures for contemporary artists.
I’m going to start with:
Cindy Sherman (for the girls)
We are going to make them from old Star Wars action figures, and just repaint them.
The list is going to be: People We Would Rather Be
Now send us your picks of people you would rather be. No fictional characters please, unless it’s really funny.
oh… Zack Bent if you want to be Zach Bent that would be awesome.
But it turns out that the name is already taken. And they supposedly have huge ad revenue.
Thank you for being our Nemesis. We are trying to design a costume for you. We are looking at color samples, but neither FRT #2 nor myself can remember what color your eyes are. We also need the measurement for your neck. Every villain needs some kind of collar… or helmet.
Do you want a theme? We can work something out.
There is a good chance that if you cook a pizza on a grill at 600 degrees it is going to be really hot and burn the roof of your mouth.
The Fire Retard Ants learned this last night. But if you don’t believe us, go get an Amana gas grill and a Red Baron frozen pizza. The process usual takes about 10 minutes, and about 5 more minutes to realize that you have totally messed up the roof of your mouth.
Send us your stories of hot foods.