Archive for July 2008
Famous Artist Action Figures
I was at a museum once, and I saw a Vincent Van Gogh action figure with removable ear.
I want to make action figures for contemporary artists.
I’m going to start with:
Damien Hirst
Matthew Barney
Ed Ruscha
Olafur Eliasson
and
Cindy Sherman (for the girls)
We are going to make them from old Star Wars action figures, and just repaint them.
Populate our list
The list is going to be: People We Would Rather Be
Now send us your picks of people you would rather be. No fictional characters please, unless it’s really funny.
oh… Zack Bent if you want to be Zach Bent that would be awesome.
We wanted to start a magazine called Artforum
But it turns out that the name is already taken. And they supposedly have huge ad revenue.
to Mr. Zach Bent
Thank you for being our Nemesis. We are trying to design a costume for you. We are looking at color samples, but neither FRT #2 nor myself can remember what color your eyes are. We also need the measurement for your neck. Every villain needs some kind of collar… or helmet.
Do you want a theme? We can work something out.
BBQ Pizza!!
There is a good chance that if you cook a pizza on a grill at 600 degrees it is going to be really hot and burn the roof of your mouth.
The Fire Retard Ants learned this last night. But if you don’t believe us, go get an Amana gas grill and a Red Baron frozen pizza. The process usual takes about 10 minutes, and about 5 more minutes to realize that you have totally messed up the roof of your mouth.
Send us your stories of hot foods.
Jim
You just flew to Alaska for a month
I wanted to let you know you forgot to
Send out your Citibank bill
It is on my kitchen table.
