Archive for February 2008
Upcoming Shows We Are excited about
FRT#1 is excited about Gretchen Bennett’s show on Thursday at Howard House.
and
Allison Manch’s opening at 4 Culture.
We will be posting our thoughts about these and other things, as we see fit. FRT#1 is hoping that he doesn’t piss anyone off.
In need of a can opener
my whoop-ass is stuck, and I need to get it out.
(This one’s for you Mr. Bent)
Fire Retard Ant #1′s – Constant Pain
In the last review about our January show, We 8 Ourselves (For Your Urgent Need), Regina Hackett wrote that I must have spent my childhood whistling a happy tune. The truth is that I didn’t learn how to whistle until later in life. Whenever I would try to pucker my lips to whistle I would break out into some stupid grin. I still can’t do the two fingered whistle, but I’m thinking that it’s probably not very hygienic to stick my fingers in my mouth, especially with all of the weird “super-bugs” that are out there.
But the big problem these days is the terrible pain in my shoulder, I find myself wincing in pain, which strains my face in weird ways making it impossible to whistle. I have no idea why I’m in constant pain. It’s most likely from sleeping on my couch… I should get a better couch.
It’s unfortunate….
that i always end up buying fish sticks when i go shopping. They’re never on sale.

