Archive for November 2007
WE DID IT!!
Well We Almost Did It.
We might have done it.
ok we didn’t really do it.
Do they need help?
Fred Muram does not need help tying his shoes.
Mike Simi knows how to brush his teeth.
Fred Muram can chew his food.
Mike Simi can ride the bus.
Fred Muram can’t seem to get to sleep.
Mike Simi is dreaming about something.
Fred Muram thinks he’s going to call Mike Simi and wake him up.
Back to Basics
We are thinking about reopening some older competitions.
We are now taking new submissions for the 2008 2 Armed Skull Drawing competition.
And
The polls for Fire Retard Ant Merchandise are going to be reopened.
Once again please vote for your favorite merch:
a) Fire Retard Ants Thong Underwear
b) Fire Retard Ants Urban Camouflage Ikea pencil erasers
c) Fire Retard Ants Jar of Thermometer Mercury
or
d) Fire Retard Ants Do It Yourself Dentistry Kit
You decide!
I’m Crushing Your Head (FRT1) / You Are My Face (FRT2)
FRT2 just happens to be more poetic than FRT1
Fire Retard #2 is writing Poetry
Beware everyone
FRT2 has started to write poetry again.
This usually isn’t a problem, because it’s actually pretty good stuff,
but I have no control over what kinds of things FRT2 is going to be posting to this site.
For those of you who know his identity… say something profound,
and he might write something even more profound in reference to the profound thing that you said to him.
And so it goes….. Excelsior!
FRT1
