Archive for October 2007
To everyone that has been following the progress of Fire Retard Ants knows that we have been kind of quiet lately.
But all that is about to change!! The crappy Seattle weather has replenished our despair, and once again filled Fred’s angst pot.
Watch us and wait for us to fuck something up.
All work and no play makes Jack Prelutsky a fucking asshole
Fuck you Jack.
As Soon as Fred Gets Out of Bed
As soon as Fred gets out of bed,
his underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs, “Don’t put it there,
a head’s no place for underwear!”
But near his ears, above his brains,
is where Fred’s underwear remains.At night when Fred goes back to bed,
he deftly plucks it off his head.
His mother switches off the light
and softly croons, “Good night! Good night!”
And then, for reasons no one knows,
Fred’s underwear goes on his toes.
So, Yesterday was the SOIL auction, and Fire Retard Ant #2 and Fire Retard Ant #1 were both unable to go.
FRT#2 said that he was too busy to go down to Greg Kucera’s
FRT#1 was too insecure to go down by himself, plus he also wanted to stay in bed and finish a really good nap having gotten very little sleep the night before because his dog puked in the bed.
So if the new owner of the piece can contact us, and maybe send us a picture of them proudly displaying their newest Fire Retard Ant acquisition we would greatly appreciat your appreciation of us.